Jacks dick's small!

 

Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY!
Alex: Everybody say….wait….everybody say ALL TIME LOW!
Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!
Alex:Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Crown: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Alex: It’s True!
Jack: Fuck you, Alex!
Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!
Alex:I said, HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYY!
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEYYY!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY!
*laughs*
Jack: You know, dude. I cant start this next song till you guys chant something that i wanna hear
Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?
Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.
Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER
Crowd: THEY WIL LIKE YOU BETTER.
Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!
(Alex picked up a G-string)
Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!
Alex: (shows jack the g-string) HEY! your underwear came off! whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!!

Puss!


You like face to face?


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Är hos pappa just nu. Internätet är inte det bästa. Gör så gott jag kan, men ni får ursäkta mej om uppdateringen är banan.

Åh vad jag älskar bilden!


Och jag gillar gurka.


Play with me!


I love these boys!


Like brothers


I like the way you move


Aaww.


I'm the father


Guitar battle


Alex glömde texten hemma


Muscle


Hur söta?


Which is short for Gary


Hemma igen!

Bjuder på ett lite roligt klipp ;)


Who's this guy?


Surprise!

Min blogganda är tillbaks! Yay! :D


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