Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY!
Alex: Everybody say….wait….everybody say ALL TIME LOW!
Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!
Alex:Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Crown: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Alex: It’s True!
Jack: Fuck you, Alex!
Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!
Alex:I said, HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYY!
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEYYY!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY!
*laughs*
Jack: You know, dude. I cant start this next song till you guys chant something that i wanna hear
Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?
Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.
Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER
Crowd: THEY WIL LIKE YOU BETTER.
Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!
(Alex picked up a G-string)
Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!
Alex: (shows jack the g-string) HEY! your underwear came off! whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!!

Gissa vad? Jo, nu drar jag till Spanien! :D Med skolan :D Kommer hem någon gång under kvällen på lördag :) Ha det bäst, flodhäst! :D